I WOULD NEVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WITH ANY SORT OF DISEASE OR LEARNING DISABILITY (people in our family have both) ... BUT I THINK I HAVE ADULT ONSET A.D.D. SERIOUSLY. WELL I GUESS I SHOULDN'T SAY SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IT IS NOT LIKE I HAVE EVER BEEN DIAGNOSED OR EVEN REALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT LATELY... I CAN'T ACCOMPLISH CRAP!
TOMMY SAYS I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FINISHING PROJECTS. HE IS SO WRONG. I FINISH THEM, JUST NOT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN WOULD. SEE THE WAY I SEE IT, IF I NEED A COAT OF PAINT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM TO DRY, I SHOULD START RE-DECORATING BRINKLEY'S ROOM, WHILE I AM STILL TRYING TO HANG NEW DRAPES IN THE LOFT AND THE MASTER BATHROOM. ALL THE WHILE, KEEPING THE 3 YEAR OLD OUT OF THE HOT PINK IRIDESCENT PAINT, ALONG WITH THE CAT AND BRINKLEY.
I AM NOT A FUNCTIONING ADULT UNLESS I AM MULTI-TASKING! MAYBE THAT IS WHY I AM A MOM TOO.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHEN OR HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT I CAN NO LONGER ENJOY ONE PROJECT OR ONE SIMPLE TASK WITHOUT HAVING A LIST OF 20 OR 60 ADDITIONAL THINGS I MUST COMPLETE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME, TO PONDER, WHILE I DO THINGS HALF ASSED, ALONG THE WAY.
SO INSTEAD OF HAVING A LAUNDRY ROOM TORN TO SHREADS THAT IS TECHINICALLY 99% DONE BEING PAINTED... WE HAVE A LAUNDRY ROOM THAT IS SOMEWHAT DONE AND READY FOR ME TO RE-VAMP, BRINKLEY'S ROOM IN MID "RE-PAINT", TOUCH UP ALL OVER THE HOUSE PAINT, CONTEMPLATION OF RE-PAINTING JAXI'S ROOM AND "YOU GONNA PAINT PUDGIE'S ROOM TOO, PEASE MOMMA?" MULTI-TASKING GOING ON.
AND I LOVE IT. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO FUNCTION! FOR ME.
TOMMY SAYS I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FINISHING PROJECTS. HE IS SO WRONG. I FINISH THEM, JUST NOT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN WOULD. SEE THE WAY I SEE IT, IF I NEED A COAT OF PAINT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM TO DRY, I SHOULD START RE-DECORATING BRINKLEY'S ROOM, WHILE I AM STILL TRYING TO HANG NEW DRAPES IN THE LOFT AND THE MASTER BATHROOM. ALL THE WHILE, KEEPING THE 3 YEAR OLD OUT OF THE HOT PINK IRIDESCENT PAINT, ALONG WITH THE CAT AND BRINKLEY.
I AM NOT A FUNCTIONING ADULT UNLESS I AM MULTI-TASKING! MAYBE THAT IS WHY I AM A MOM TOO.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHEN OR HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT I CAN NO LONGER ENJOY ONE PROJECT OR ONE SIMPLE TASK WITHOUT HAVING A LIST OF 20 OR 60 ADDITIONAL THINGS I MUST COMPLETE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME, TO PONDER, WHILE I DO THINGS HALF ASSED, ALONG THE WAY.
SO INSTEAD OF HAVING A LAUNDRY ROOM TORN TO SHREADS THAT IS TECHINICALLY 99% DONE BEING PAINTED... WE HAVE A LAUNDRY ROOM THAT IS SOMEWHAT DONE AND READY FOR ME TO RE-VAMP, BRINKLEY'S ROOM IN MID "RE-PAINT", TOUCH UP ALL OVER THE HOUSE PAINT, CONTEMPLATION OF RE-PAINTING JAXI'S ROOM AND "YOU GONNA PAINT PUDGIE'S ROOM TOO, PEASE MOMMA?" MULTI-TASKING GOING ON.
AND I LOVE IT. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO FUNCTION! FOR ME.
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