I have posted two things today and that is pretty unusual. I am home with the three little munchies alone so I try for one. I just could not resist the conversation Jax and I had today. I don't really think it was a conversation though...more or less Jax was just letting me know how much time I have on my hands. Interesting...
Jax is trying desperately to find something called a "datacore" in one of his video games. His friend across the street is also trying to find this thing. (This has been going on for about 4 months now)
At any rate... Jax tells me in his..I am nearly in tears, frustrated, mad, don't mess with me or I am gonna explode voice.... I can just play his video game all day tomorrow to try and find the datacore because he will be at school and I will have nothing else to do. OOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
I told him I would definitely do that right after I:
Jax is trying desperately to find something called a "datacore" in one of his video games. His friend across the street is also trying to find this thing. (This has been going on for about 4 months now)
At any rate... Jax tells me in his..I am nearly in tears, frustrated, mad, don't mess with me or I am gonna explode voice.... I can just play his video game all day tomorrow to try and find the datacore because he will be at school and I will have nothing else to do. OOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
I told him I would definitely do that right after I:
WAKE UP, TAKE MY SHOWER, GET DRESSED, MAKE MY BREAKFAST,FEED THE DOG, GIVE THE DOG HIS MEDICINE, GET WATER BOTTLES FOR SCHOOL READY, MAKE HIS AND BRINKLEY'S BREAKFAST, WAKE THEM UP, GET CLOTHES READY FOR PUDGIE, WAKE UP PUDGIE, CLEAR THE KITCHEN TABLE, GET THEM UPSTAIRS AND START THE WHOLE DRESS FOR SCHOOL PROCESS, CHANGE THE BABY, FEED THE BABY, DRESS THE BABY, YELL FOR THE TWO KIDS TO GET DOWNSTAIRS TO LEAVE FOR SCHOOL, FIX JAX'S HAIR, TIE JAX'S SHOES IN TRIPLE KNOTS, LET THE DOG OUT TO GO THE BATHROOM, BRUSH BRINKLEY'S HAIR, FIND HER SWEATER, GET THE BABY A NEW JUICE FOR THE WALK TO SCHOOL, LOAD UP THE STROLLER WITH PUDGIE AND HIS GEAR, ALL BRINKLEY'S GEAR.... GET OUT THE DOOR.. DROP THEM OFF AT SCHOOL. NOW, COME HOME, MAKE FRESH WATER BOTTLES, PACK UP THE PUDGIE MAN FOR THE GYM, LET THE DOG OUT AND IN AGAIN, GO TO THE GYM, HOME BY 10:45. LET DOG OUT, START LUNCH FOR PUDGIE, RETURN ANY PHONE CALLS, FEED THE BABY, CHANGE THE BABY, FEED THE DOG, CLEAN UP DISHES FROM BREAKFAST, START DISHWASHER, WASH DOWN KITCHEN TABLE, PLAY WITH PUDGIE AND HOPE AND PRAY HE GOES DOWN FOR HIS NAP, CLEAN UP ALL TOYS IN FAMILY ROOM, CLEAN BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS, PICK UP EVERYONE'S SHOES, PAY BILLS, VACUUM FAMILY ROOM, KITCHEN AND DINING ROOM. IF I GET REALLY LUCKY I WILL GET TO VACUUM THE STAIRS, EAT LUNCH, WASH THE KITCHEN FLOOR, FINISH LOADS OF LAUNDRY FROM YESTERDAY, GARBAGE PICK UP FROM EACH ROOM. CLEAN UP JAX'S BATHROOM WHILE I AM IN THERE. TALK TO DADDY ABOUT THE WEEKEND AND WHAT WENT ON AT WORK, FIX THE BROKEN TRANSFORMER, FIND THE OTHER MATCHING TRANSFORMER, START WORK ON TAX PAPERS, FIND OUT HOW OUR BABYSITTER DID AFTER SURGERY, RUN TO GROCERY STORE FOR SALE ITEMS, UNLOAD GROCERIES, THROW AWAY ALL GARBAGE FROM GROCERIES, GET PUDGIE OUT OF BED, CHANGE PUDGIE, FEED PUDGIE, PACK UP PUDGIE TO COME TO SCHOOL TO GET BOTH KIDS, COME HOME, HELP OUT WITH HOMEWORK WHILE MAKING SNACKS AND GETTING DINNER READY. CLEAN UP ALL THE MESS FROM A MILLION PAPERS COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL. GO OUTSIDE TO WATCH YOU PLAY SO NO ONE STEALS YOU. BRING YOU BACK INSIDE, GET YOU WASHED UP FOR DINNER, FEED YOU, SHOWER OR BATH..WHICHEVER. GET SCHOOL CLOTHES READY FOR TOMORROW AND PUT YOU TO BED. CLEAN UP DINNER DISHES, REWASH KITCHEN TABLE AND POSSIBLY KITCHEN FLOOR FROM DINNER, SIT DOWN AND TALK TO DADDY FOR A FEW MINUTES. TAKE A SHOWER TO GET READY FOR BED...
OH YEAH,
I CAN DEFINITELY FIT IN FINDING YOUR DATACORE!!!
I CAN DEFINITELY FIT IN FINDING YOUR DATACORE!!!
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WOW THAT IS A LOT TO DO, BUT!!!!! WHAT IF YOU LIVED IN SNOW COUNTRY, AND HAD TO PUT THE COATS, BOOTS, HATS, SCARVES, AND GLOVES ON, ( AND ONCE YOU PUT A NEW PAIR OF GLOVES ON, YOU NEVER FIND THE OTHER ONE TILL SPRING) AND THEN BEFORE YOU OPEN THE DOOR, ONE OF THE LITTLE SNOW ANGELS LOOKS AT YOU AND SAYS THEY HAVE TO GO "POTTY" WELL THERE GOES THAT CUP OF COFFEE, JUST FOR 5 MINUTES OF SLEIGH RIDING.
AND AS FAR AS 42 WATER BOTTLES, WELL LETS SEE A YOUNG ENTEPRENAUR WOULD LOOK AT THEM AS PRISMS IN THE SUN AND A PERSON THAT HAS EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE IS BORING.
THINK OF IT AS A TREASURE "YOU NEVER KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TILL YOU CAN'T FIND IT ANYMORE" KIND OF LIKE A HUBBA TREASURE.
BRUISED APPLES, WELL LETS SEE. YOU HAVE ALL THOSE FAKE LEMONS ON TOP OF THE SHELF? WHO WANTS A WARM APPLE ANYWAY????
I REALLY JUST THINK WE SHOULD JUST HAVE A SUPER BOWL PARTY, EAT LOTS OF JUNK AND PLAY WII SO I CAN MAKE MY MUSCLES SORE ALL OVER AGAIN. BUT THEN AGAIN ANY FOOTBALL GAME IS A REASON FOR JUNK FOOD, WELL SO IS WII TOO.
JUST ME MOM
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