BIG BOY...REALLY BIG BOY!

JUST TO NOTE THIS SUPER~FAST. PUDGIE HAD A WELL-VISIT/SHOTS CHECK UP AT THE DOCTOR TODAY. TOMMY DOES NOT DO WELL WITH THESE VISITS....SO HE RARELY GOES WITH ME. TODAY WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME.

PUDGIE, AS EVERYONE CAN GUESS...IS BEYOND "OFF THE CHARTS" FOR EVERYTHING. HE IS A BIG BOY. HE HAS A BIG HEAD, BIG BONES, BIG BUTT, BIG LEGS, BIG FEET, BIG ARMS...... HE IS A VERY BIG HAPPY TWO YEAR OLD BOY!

THE BAD THING ABOUT THE VISIT WAS THAT THE DOCTOR TOLD TOMMY THAT PUDGIE SHOULD BE TALKING A LOT MORE THAN HE IS. WELL, DO THE MATH... HE IS BABY NUMBER THREE... BIG BROTHER NUMBER ONE WILL DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FOR THIS CHILD THE SECOND HE GRUNTS IN JAX'S DIRECTION. BRINKLEY WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR HIM AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT INVOLVE HER PET SHOP TOYS.......AND AS FOR ME.... WELL... HE IS BABY NUMBER THREE AND I HAVE TWO THAT ALREADY TALK BACK SO WHY MAKE IT WORSE?

TOMMY WAS JUST MAD. HE WANTED TO SWITCH DOCTORS, GET HER FIRED, GET A SECOND OPINION, ASK HER WHO SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS AND FIND OUT IF THIS WOMAN HAD ANY CHILDREN THAT SHE WAS RAISING TO BE MAKING SUCH "HORRIBLE" ACCUSATIONS ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS PUDGIE. .... YOU KNOW... THE TYPICAL DADDY BEING PROTECTIVE OF HIS BABY BOY KINDA THING! IT WAS SUPER CUTE! IN THE END I WAS KINDA LAUGHING. IT GOES BACK TO THE SAME THOUGHT OF THE POTTY TRAINING THING....IT'S NOT LIKE HE WILL BE WEARING DIAPERS WHEN HE IS 16... IT WILL COME! AND THEN, LOOK OUT!

SO JUST REMEMBER DADDY... WE DON'T HAVE THIS BIG DUMB BABY WHO DOESN'T TALK ENOUGH! HE IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND SO MUCH FUN (EVEN WHEN HE SNEEKS OUT OF HIS CRIB IN THE MORNING AND SLIDES DOWN THE STAIRS AND SAYS "HI" WHILE THROWING HIS WOOBIE ON THE CAT!) AND JUST THINK, WHEN HE IS SIXTEEN... WE WILL WANT HIM TO STOP TALKING!!!!