NO BABY~THROWING TODAY!

OH, MY POOR POOR PUDGIE. TOMMY AND I ARE NOT TIME OUT PARENTS. WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT BELIEVE IN THIS. I THINK IT REVERTS BACK TO THE NORTH SCOTTSDALE PATROL DAYS AND THE WONDERFUL TIME OUT BABIES WE ENCOUNTERED DRIVING THEIR $75,000 MERCEDES TO AND FROM HIGH SCHOOL AT MACH 3 SPEEDS. I DON'T KNOW...WHATEVER THE REASON, WE JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN IT......

UNFORTUNATELY, TODAY AT THE GYM, POOR PUDGIE GOT PUT IN TIME OUT. I AM SURE HE WAS TOTALLY CONFUSED AT ALL THE FUSS AND WONDERED WHY ON EARTH HE WAS HAVING TO SIT IN SOMETHING CALLED "TIME OUT."

NEEDLESS TO SAY, PRIOR TO THE ENTIRE EXPLANATION, WHEN LITTLE ASHLEY TOLD ME PUDGIE WAS PUT IN TIME OUT TODAY..... I WAS MORTIFIED. I IMMEDIATELY ASKED HER IF HE HIT SOMEONE, HURT SOMEONE, THREW A TOY AT SOMEONE, PUSHED, PULLED OR WAS JUST DOWN RIGHT MEAN. (WE ARE WORKING ON BEING NICE AND SOFT.) ASHLEY LAUGHED. THEN ASHLEY TOLD ME.....

PUDGIE WOULDN'T STOP SITTING ON THE BABY! WHAT???? HE WAS SITTING ON THE BABY?? GREAT, NOW PUDGIE THINKS HE IS A BABY~SITTER. I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDDING. THEN IT HIT ME.

PUDGIE LAYS ON THE CAT TO SHOW HIM LOVE,
HE LAYS ON THE DOG TO SHOW HIM LOVE, AND
HE LAYS ON THE KIDS TOO AT HOME...TO SHOW THEM LOVE.

WHEN ASHLEY POINTED OUT WHICH LITTLE GIRL PUDGIE WAS SITTING ON.... I REALIZED...

SHE IS PUDGIES FAVORITE LITTLE GIRL AT THE GYM AND HE WAS TRYING TO LOVE ON HER TOO. NOW I GUESS WE NEED TO WORK ON NOT BABY~SITTING, OR IN PUDGIE'S CASE, NOT BABY~CRUSHING!