Mommy's Math

QUESTION:
What do you get when you cross

7 P.M. with

a 3 year old

7 monster trucks

One Shrek Pubbie with bottle

One water bottle

One big box to carry toys

2 woobies

Huge crocodile tears

The words "Mommy Daddy work, Pubbie schkew (his word for snoring)....PEEEASEEEE in Daddy's bed"

1 never ending death-grip of a big boy hug?

ANSWER:

A push-over of a Momma

and

A big bed fit for a King, in my bedroom, but filled with my little Prince!